Terry Francona Tells A Great Story About Putting His Wad Of Tobacco In Josh Tomlin's Coffee
That is super fucked up, but also vintage Tito. I love it. I’ve only seen somebody drink dip spit one time, and he immediately threw up everywhere. Kid at a UMass party was sitting on the couch packing a lip, and he was so fucked up that 15 seconds after spitting into his own water bottle, he must’ve thought he was holding a beer and he drank it. Threw up everywhere. It was great. But that was self-inflicted dip spit consumption. Never in a million years could I ever make somebody else drink my dip spit, regardless of if it was a prank or if I legitimately hated that person. Imagine taking your dip out of your mouth and putting it in someone else’s drink and then watching them suck down a dip-spit-achino. Ruthless.
And instead of murdering Tito for doing it, which is what I probably would’ve done to somebody who did that to me, Josh Tomlin counters by making Francona put Tomlin’s already chewed tobacco in his mouth. Some sick shit going on in that Indians clubhouse, but it’s totally working because the Tribe has the best winning percentage in the American League (.545) since Francona took over as manager prior to the 2013 season.