Does This Look Like The Face Of A Burglar Who Drank Whiskey And Ate Muffins Then Fell Asleep Naked In The House?

APPLETON, Wis. (WSAW) — The 40-year-old Oshkosh man is in the Outagamie County jail after a homeowner discovered a stranger had broken in and was sleeping naked in the bed. According to WBAY-TV, Appleton Police were called to the 200 block of South Memorial Drive on Saturday for a report of a naked man sleeping in the victim’s bed. Police also said the man, later identified as Bradley Braxton, had drank the homeowner’s whiskey and had eaten his muffins. WBAY reports Braxton confessed to using meth. He’s expected to be charged with burglary, damage to property, disorderly conduct, and possession of marijuana. Braxton also faces bail jumping charges as he was out on bond for a separate crime.

Classic meth munchies. Whiskey and muffins. Thats how a spot a meth head. Meth heads love whiskey and muffins. I actually don’t know if that’s true but I hope it is. Smoke a little meth and all of sudden you have an unquenchable thirst for whiskey and muffins. I always like when a story like this ends with the burglar passing out cold in the house. That’s when you know a person doesn’t give a fuck and has completely given up. When that happens that is them basically saying, “Just give me one sleep in a real bed. I don’t care that I’m going to jail upon being woken up. Just let me roll myself into a blanket burrito and enjoy it for a few hours” which I think is a good trade off. If I were a homeless meth addict I’d trade a long jail stint for a few hours wrapped in a blanket burrito. And after consuming meth, muffins and whiskey? That’s gotta be one hell of a crash.