Do Canadian Pizza Shops Need Enforcers?
The way I just assumed Canadian pizza places operate is they have a ton of different pies laying out on the counter and just let the honor system take care of everything from there. They trust you to pay for however many slices you take. Maple syrup is off to the side to drizzle on top and everybody goes on their way in a nice, friendly manner.
I guess that’s not the way it goes down in the 6 as these Hockey Tough gals decided to drop the mitts and get into some extra curriculars after the whistle during dollar slice night. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it at least 37-40 times before. Sometimes all you need is a good fight to settle your differences. No need to get the mounties involved here. These are just a couple of wild women taking matters into their own hands and policing the game themselves. No real harm, no foul.
A few quick MVP shoutouts.
– This dude who is just happy to be a part of the action.
– Big momma’s house. Clearly the Alpha enforcer in this altercation.
Where have I seen this move before? Oh yeah. It’s right out of Dustin Byfuglien’s 3-for-1 playbook.
– And finally, this group who wasn’t going to let a little Donnybrook stop them from scarfing down some late night pizza.
Oh sorrey. Didn’t mean to get in the way of your fight, eh. Hope both sides win.