28-year-old Smokeshow Hope Hicks Appointed White House Communications Director

NY Post — Hope Hicks, a longtime aide to President Trump, will be named the new White House director of communications, according to a report Wednesday.

Hicks, 28, will fill the post left vacant after Anthony Scaramucci was fired by White House chief of staff John Kelly last month, the New York Times reported.

First it was Spicer. Then it was Mooch. Now it’s Hope Hicks. Fuck yes. I love this girl. As a political junkie, I cannot adequately explain to you how BLAZING HOT I find her. The ideal hot. Cute yet serious. Sexy yet intelligent. The kinda chick that might cry on your shoulder at night as your read her bedtime stories about Ronald Reagan, then scold Jim Acosta’s fake news media ass in the morning. And look hot as all hell doing it.

This ain’t the first time I’ve written of Hope. She’s been a longtime Trump aide and popped up around the White House nonstop after he took office, putting stranglehold after stranglehold on every outfit she touched.

Seeing her again makes me want to move to DC and strike up a nice relationship with her. One where we respect and care about each other. Take her out to dinner but not move too fast. Have her call me 6, 7 times a day to complain about her coworkers. Scroll through the Netflix dashboard together for hours giggling over how we can’t make a decision.

Oh the good times we could have. Love you girl. Good luck.