I Could Watch The Trumps Watch The Eclipse All Day

I’m a big sun guy. Everybody knows this. I don’t love the sun but golly do I respect it. That big ass ball of fire’s harmful rays will not fall upon an ill-prepared Riggsy. My silky, eggshell white skin and well-coordinated blue eyes will forever understand the sun’s power.

I mean anyone with this Wikipedia resume is not to be fucked with.

Intimidating.

PS — Bad boy Donnie in the house.