Tiger Woods Is Prepared To Sue Anyone And Everyone Who Posts His Nude Pics

SI- Tiger Woods might sue a website over posting leaked nude photos of the golfer, according to TMZ. TMZ is reporting that Woods’ attorney is threatening to sue Celeb Jihad for posting naked photos of Woods. Along with Woods, TMZ reports that his former girlfriend and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn and other celebrities also had photos posted on the site. According to TMZ, the photos of Woods and Vonn came from Vonn’s phone, which was hacked. Woods and Vonn were together for almost three years before breaking up in 2015. Earlier this month, Woods pleaded not guilty to driving under the influence, which means he will enter a diversion program later this year.

Ok, Tiger. You’re mad. You’re super mad about this. *wink wink* I see what you’re doing here. Omg you’re so mad that a picture of your extremely impressive and awesome and huge dick has hit the internet streets. *wink wink* Yeah it was super unethical and super illegal the way that they came out but I’d be tweeting out and retweeting pictures of that dick if that were my dick. I bet he retires after this. Not because he’s ashamed and can’t face the public anymore. Not because his back stinks and can barely play with his kids. More because he’ll be having far too much sex to focus on something as trivial as professional golf. Girls were already knocking down his door because he’s super rich and super famous but now that they know he’s hung? By the way, he is absolutely going to sue anybody who posts those pictures. He’s gonna sue them into Bolivian. But that also will just keep his super awesome dick in the news so win-win for Eldrick.