Wayyyy too soon to bring up televised swimming events, Michael. Everyone still has PTSD from this bullshit.
Twenty-eight medals aside, you literally let the entire world down. We tuned in for a massacre and you gave us a CGI shark. Shame on you. Until you get your ass back in the water to race the real thing, you’re the boy who cried wolf. Your covers blown. People are woke to your bullshit.
You’re the most decorated Olympian of all time start acting it. Do a Wheaties commercial, get a sex change. Tweeting challenges and CGI-ing competition is no way to spend retirement. Even if the real Connor agreed you can’t afford him. He’s a hundred million dollar man now. No way he’s going to hop in the pool with a poor like you. Figure it out Mike, my patience is waning.