Ray Lewis Makes A Fool Of Himself Trying To Be A Middle Man About Kneeling

Uhhhhh what? Ray Lewis is the type of dude who needs everyone to like him so he says exactly what he thinks both sides wanna hear. He did it all here. He went down the checklist pretty smoothly.

Envoke God as your reason? Yep. The military? You betcha. Cops? Oh hell yeah.
Little kids? WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN FOR ONCE?

When you are mad at Ray Lewis but then he says to think of the children…

No one is buying it though. No one. Not even Phil Simms. Phil looks like he’s praying too. “Dear God. Make me a bird so I can fly far. Far, far away from here.”

Simms wants to be back in the booth so damn bad. He’s sitting there cursing the name of Tony Romo. I don’t blame him either.

“I will not go down to one knee to protest but I will go down to two” is like saying I will not masturbate but I will jerk off just a little bit. Shit or get off the ole pot.