Cop Trying To Catch A Snake Curses Like A Sailor On His Way To Victory

That right there is a classic case of how bleeps can be funnier than the actually swearing. It’s like when Happy Gilmore goes apeshit at his ball after he swings and misses. Or Pat McAfee during the first Barstool Tailgate Show. There’s something about bleeps that brings cursing to life. It shouldn’t be that way. It should have the opposite effect but it doesn’t. I think it’s cause it lets us use our imagination as opposed. That cop could’ve been saying ANYTHING. It’s left open for us to fill in the bleeps. Just imagining that police officer dropping every curse word in the book around a bunch of little old ladies is laugh out loud funny. An underrated part of the video is his heavy breathing. Dude is gearing himself up for an all-out war. And his reaction was correct. Police officers are certainly brave but snakes will make a cowards out of even the bravest people among us. You don’t fuck with snakes.

All’s well that ends well though