Prank Blowjob Picture Led To All British People Being Banned From Greek Chapel

A COUPLE who sparked outrage with a raunchy wedding snap face being sued after their antics got Brits barred from an idyllic Greek chapel – as they admit regretting it.

Bishop Kyrillos banned all foreign weddings from St Paul in Rhodes after bride Carly Lunn posted a snap of her apparently performing a sex act on new husband Matthew. Now the couple could be sued by fuming brides and grooms who have had their dream wedding days canceled as a result of the x-rated snap.

One, Daniel Gaynor, 32, is considering speaking to a solicitor after his wedding plans in Rhodes with fiancee Mandy Jackson were apparently ruined by Carly and Matthew.

Man oh man. What a problematic series of unfortunate events. On one hand, you gotta take a blowjob picture when you’re in Greece. It’s a tradition. You pull down your trousers and tuck your dick up and get your new bride to act like she’s succin away on that bad boy. Kinda cool. People know you’ve been orally pleasured for the rest of your life. Check that one off the ole bucket list.

You share the pics with some pals on Snapchat and expect the LOLs to be rolling in. “LOL have a good time, yall” the responses say. Nice. “We will! Obviously HAHA” you say back and then put your phone down expecting that to be the end of the fun. Truth be known, you are kinda disappointed that no one told you that you were lookin low key thicc as hell but it’s whatever. Next thing you know, you get a long message from the Greek Priest.

You do not snap.
You do not chat.
You do not take pics like that!
Do you like
a blowjob here?
Do you like a blowjob there?
You might like them but do not snap.
Do not snap a pic like that.
I do not like your
buttocks out.
I do not like them
out and about.
Put your butt cheeks far away.
I do not care if it’s your wedding day.
I do not like this
oral pose.
I think you married a big ole hoe.

Because the priest wrote the note like Dr. Suess, you thought it’s a joke. He was serious, though. Next thing you know you are catching lawsuits and are banished from a Greek isle. Very unfair. Where will you go for your anniversary? You know what? Maybe you’ll go to Dr. Suess’ house in Willow, Alaska as a subtle ‘fuck you’ to the judgmental priest. Afterall, it’s a whimsical place and you and your lovely wife love wonderful whimsy.