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Trump Mocks The Shit Out Of Mike Pence For His Ultraconservatism, Per New Report

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Many people talk about Trump getting impeached so The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer pinned a super-long profile piece titled “The Danger Of President Pence.” In it she includes some eye-opening banter detailing Trump mocking the shit out of Pence for his ultra-conservatism.

BI — When a legal scholar pointed out to Trump and Pence in a meeting that even if [Roe v. Wade] were overturned, many states would legalize abortion on their own, Trump ribbed Pence, according to Mayer.

“You see? You’ve wasted all this time and energy on it, and it’s not going to end abortion anyway,” Trump said, according to Mayer.

Mayer reports that when the topic of rights for gay US citizens came up, Trump pointed to Pence and said: “Don’t ask that guy — he wants to hang them all!”

Mayer also cited a campaign staff member as saying Trump had mocked Pence’s religious practices. When visitors came to see Trump after meeting Pence, The New Yorker said, the president asked, “Did Mike make you pray?”

My favorite visual of the month is Trump and Pence sitting down with a legal scholar together, finding out that overturning Roe v. Wade won’t really end abortion, and Trump laughing his dick off right in Pence’s face about it. Awesome. Just pointing right in Pence’s nutjob face and laughing as his dream of eliminating a woman’s right to choose disappears. I don’t believe every report I hear but I sure as hell believe Trump relentlessly mocking Pence for his bible-humping ultraconservatism. I sure do believe the Manhattan billionaire who wife-upgrades every couple decades enjoys the hell out of mocking Mike Pence’s psycho social conservative ass. Cracking jokes about Pence wanting to hang gay people. Yes that’s kinda fucked up but what’s even more fucked up is that when he drops that joke, Mike Pence doesn’t definitely doesn’t deny it but rather goes into the Rex Tillerson school of “well I’m not going discuss that petty stuff.” (petty stuff like whether or not he wants to hang gay people).

This guy…

Knauss & Trump At Mar-A-Lago

…mocks the guy responsible for these takes:

- “I believe with all my heart that God created the heavens and the earth, the seas and all that is in them. How he did that, I’ll ask him about some day.”

- “… I also believe that someday scientists will come to see that only the theory of intelligent design provides even a remotely rational explanation for the known universe.”

- TIME — “…societal collapse was always brought about following an advent of the deterioration of marriage and family.” Pence also called being gay a choice and said keeping gays from marrying was not discrimination, but an enforcement of “God’s idea.”

No way!