We've Found Him, We've Found The Holiest Of Hardos Shirtless Doing Martial Arts Moves On The Rocky Steps

Yes. I said Rocky Steps for the simpletons out there. To the classical eye it’s the staircase to the Philadelphia Museum Of Art, but for the sake of this entity of hardo, it’s the Rocky Steps.

But come on man. We get it. You’re better than us. There’s no need to proclaim it from one of America’s most famous landmark. Take your Johnny Cage bit somewhere else to see if you can hang. Preferably North of Girard St. We’ll see how well the inner Qi does there. The Art Museum steps are reserved for normal folk pretending to be a legend, foreigners standing in the way taking pictures, and the best sledding on Earth when it snows. Because you haven’t lived until you Tobogganed down the Art Museum steps with a random Russian in efforts to cure world tension. If I can change, and you can change, everyone can change.

PS – Flash Back Friday to the time me and Mo defending the Art Museum steps vs. a bunch of crusty Saints fans out on parole. Good times, until the Eagles lost. Go figure

h/t Adam