College Girl Who Got Both Her Legs Sliced Off By A Train Uses It To Her Advantage With The Best Tinder Profile Ever - "I'm Like A Vacuum, I Come On Wheels and I Suck"

Daily Mail – A double amputee has revealed how she met dozens of men after poking fun at her own disability on Tinder.

Real talk this may be my favorite girl that I’ve ever written about.  I love everything about her.   I mean look at what happened to her:

Mandy Horvath lost both of her legs above the knee after she was hit by a coal train as she lay unconscious on the track near a bar she had been at in Steele City, Kansas. She believes she was ‘left to die’ after her drink was spiked with a date rape drug.

Many was injured after going on a night out with some new friends in July 2014.

She only had two bottles of beer and two shots, which led her to believe that one of them must have been drugged.

Recalling the night, Mandy has said previously that she remembered ‘feeling a bit hazy’ after she left the pub to have a cigarette ‘and then nothing’.

Doctors initially thought she had tried to kill herself and by the time she was functional enough to explain the situation.

Drugged, left on her own, passed out cold outside…waking up with her fucking legs sliced off by a speeding coal train.   I mean…how do you ever get yourself out of bed in the morning ever again after something like that happens to you?  How do you open your eyes in the morning, let alone have an incredible sense of humor and wildly positive outlook on life afterwards?  I’d lay there curled up just praying a nurse fucked up and OD’ed me with morphine every day.  Mandy put a smile on her face, took a sweet profile pic and used her tragedy for a hilariously fire Tinder that instantly racked in dudes.

Occupation: Stand Up Comedian
Disclaimer: I don’t have legs, but don’t worry – I’m taking it in stride. Just roll with it okay?
My life was a train wreck (literally hit by a f****** train), here’s some awesome benefits from it:
I’ll never run away from you
Front row parking
Technically I can still doggy paddle, I even have sexy land roving bionic legs
I have similar functionalities to a vacuum, easily portable – I come on wheels and I suck
It’s not uncomfortable for my feet to be above my head
Face: 10/10
Body: 8/10
Legs: 0.5/2
My Anthem: She Ain’t Got No Legs – Bloodhound Gang

“I come on wheels and I suck and I can put my feet above my head”

Hilarious.

Her pursuers got jokes too.

Shout out Mandy for living her best life despite terrible circumstances.