Wanna Make Some Bread With A Little Vaginal Yeast? Recipe Inside!

#Cuntsourdough is an aggressive hashtag but I like it. Gotta make some waves somehow and throwing out a strong C bomb is a way to grab people’s attention. I’m glad she didnt call it #PussySourDough because then I couldnt have included it in the blog. Here’s the reasoning behind why this woman decided to make some vagina sour dough bread.

“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself, ‘Maybe I could make bread with that,’” Zoe writes on her blog, Another Angry Woman. “And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’ And then I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”

I gotta be honest, I’d thumb my nose up at bread made with vaginal yeast bread but maybe it’s like hotdogs. Maybe you’d like it if you didn’t know someone was scrabbing their body fluids/ yeast off of a dildo to make a yeasty feasty for you.

A couple of things.

1. I didnt know that vaginal yeast was actual yeast. I thought it was like a homophone or something.

2. I thought yeast infection was just a cute little phrase that people use like a euphemism. You know, like when your lady pals will say they are on their moons when they mean period.

I, like you, was curious about the link in her tweet and how you could extract the yeast. So I followed the link to her word press blog where I’d thought there would be video instructions…for science reasons. I cant include all the information here so I’ll just give you the link to click on, too.

Mother of god. Did not expect that.

Turns out, there is a real recipe and it’s horrifying.

I think I’ll just have cornbread this year at Thanksgiving.