Trump Supporters Mix Up LeVar Burton And LaVar Ball On Twitter

How can you possibly tell the difference between LeVar Burton and LaVar Ball? They both have the initials LB. They both do the capital V in the middle of their name. Both black fellas. We know that trips up the MAGA Klan. How can you possibly differentiate the two?

Take a look! Its in a book!

Now whenever you’re trying to differentiate between people who look alike – be it twins, Asian people, white people if youre black person, black people if youre a white person, whatever – is to find some sort of feature that you can always pinpoint and rely on to tip you off as to who’s who. Like Michael Scott drawing on the arm of his Benihana waitress with a Sharpie.

So for Make America Great Again Twitter, I’m here to help. I’ll give you a characteristic from LeVar Burton that is absolutely CAN’T MISS. He wears a futuristic visor across his face:

Boom. Honestly cannot miss that. If you need to further distinguish, LaVar Ball’s teeth are the color of piss:

So there you have it. We’ll never have this problem again, right? Next time you guys put your hoods on and grab your crosses and your kerosene, you’ll know who to harass. Keep your racism in order, guys.

You goddam idiots.

PS – Reading Rainbow theme song is that FIRE. Butterfly in the skyyyyyyy!