Trump Chirps Dem Leaders "Chuck And Nancy" On Twitter, They Promptly Cancel Big White House Meeting

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Always such a bust when your online actions affect your real-life self. Such a shock to the system. “Wait you’re reacting to what? To who? That wasn’t me that was online me, I can’t be held responsible for the shit that guy says.” Very rare for Trump to see some actual repercussions for his twitter game. I guess Chuck and Nancy finally had enough. Schumer actually read Trump’s tweet out loud on the Senate floor, which is a nightmare if I’ve ever heard one. Someone reading your tweets out loud on TV? Yuck. Twitter is just the text form of your private thoughts so tough to be just chilling there thinking about shit and boom, ends up published directly to tens of millions of people, ends up fucking up important White House meetings.

I guess that’s what happens when one day you’re just a loud ratings machine businessman/entertainer/billionaire and the next you’ve accidentally fallen into the presidency. Oops, who’d a thunk.