Live EventGet Ready for Christmas Football with the Barstool Sports AdvisorsWatch Now
Live EventGet Ready for Christmas Football with the Pro Football Football ShowWatch Now

Good Boy Is Fed Up With Waiting For His Owner To Come Back To The Car, Lays On The Horn

There are only two possible explanations for that video:

1) The dog is completely aware of what he’s doing. He is pissed and furious and irate that his owner is taking FOREVER to buy cigarettes and milk and wants to go home immediately. He’s even got a little attitude to him. When the person filming walked up to the car the dog was completely unbothered. He didn’t even think about taking his paw off the horn. Nope. Not until his dumbass human returns and they can finally go home.

2) The dog is completely unaware of what’s happening, he accidentally put his paw on the horn and is confused as to why that person is filming him. Just causing mass chaos around him without any knowledge whatsoever. He can’t hear the horn. He doesn’t know what a steering wheel is. He has no qualms with his owner taking 2 hours to go grocery shopping. He has no concept of time. Two minutes or two hours? He knows not. He’s a dog. He’s just waiting patiently for his owner to return with a 400-pound bag of dog food.

I actually think explanation #2 is better and more entertaining. It further proves that being a dog would be the best thing ever. Just completely oblivious to your surroundings. Blaring car horn and all. It bothers him none. All he wants to do is eat, sleep, poop, get head scratches and repeat.