Surfer Bro Chad Speaking To Save House Parties In Los Angeles Is The Hero We Need

Remember Chad?

Here let me jog your memory

Chad Kroeger is the guy who pleaded with city council to put up a 12-foot Paul Walker statue. Well he’s back! He’s back and fighting for house parties in Los Angeles. What a hero this guy is. I respect the shit outta Chad. He’s out there fighting for the causes that no one else is willing to fight for. He struts into city council meetings and speaks his mind. People might say these aren’t the important issues we need to be dealing with right now but those people are idiots. Anyone who has ever been to a house party knows how important they are to growing up. House parties are the only thing you have before you get a fake ID and can go to bars. House parties are actually way better than bars. There’s more freedom at a house party (especially if you’re not the one hosting it). So let me be the first to say thank you for your service, Chad. Also, special shoutout to Boomer Kingsley for introducing Chad to manhood.

PS- I kinda feel bad for Stacy Mcmillian. She just found out she was Chad’s second choice behind Lauren Stockholder. Although Stacy probably already knew that. She knows Lauren was way hotter than her. Everybody in high school knows where they stand.