This Guy Got So Sun Burnt It Left A Dent In His Head

Imagine thinking your head is tougher than the sun? The fucking sun? I’m dead. I’m dead from laughter. What a preposterous thing to happen. I hate to laugh cause I know the pain of having a terrible sun burn but that’s completely absurd. So badly burnt it left a damn dent in his skull. I’m a white guy who has been super burnt over the course of my lifetime and I’ve never had anything like this happen. Not even close. I’m even the guy who forgets to put on sunscreen and then bakes for 12 hours. I’ve been so burnt that I can’t shower or sleep or think. I just sit there in my red skin in complete agony. Zero dents in my head though.

Just the thought of that dude having to explain the dent in his head is hilarious. Cause he’s gonna get questions about it. “Oh man, did you run into something? Did you get into a bar fight? Problems at home?” Nope. Stayed out in the sun so long that it dented my head. At that point you just gotta not leave the house until the sun dent in your head heals up. It’s not worth having to explain something that bizarre to people.