This Couple Who Did A Maternity Photoshoot For Their New Cat Can Go Right To Hell

I’ve long said that one of the biggest red flags you can have in a romantic partner is someone who refers to themselves as things like a “cat mommy” or “pug parent” or anything insane like that. It’s truly the most disturbing thing I’ve ever encountered and it’s an epidemic these days, people are going so far to put these messages, which should be written in letters cut from magazines, in their Twitter bios.

But this is ten million steps further than that and one of the most maniacal things I’ve ever seen on the internet. It should come with a parental advisory, all the images should be blurred with a “disturbing content, click to reveal” warning. It’s going to ruin my sleep for at least a fortnight as these images, images of beasteality, are burned into my head. We’ve got cats emerging from vaginas, for god’s sake! I’ve seen a LOT of things enter and exit sex holes in my day but never an image that insinuates a cat was in there. We’ve got exposed titties and we’re pretending that cats are gnawing at the teet, as well. It’s sick. It’s sick and perverted and twisted and this is not the kind of fucked up stuff I come to the internet to see.

I don’t know these people from Adam and Eve, I don’t know if they’re going this because they think it’s funny or because they’re truly this enamored with the goddamn cat (who would eat them if he got hungry enough), all I know is that they deserve to be locked up forever because the only thing it is, is disgusting.