Due To Recent Barstool Personnel Reassignments, I Will Be The New Alexis Ren Blogger
It’s been a trying week at Barstool Sports, quite expected during the Super Bowl Fortnight. Despite what you may see on our website, on our flagship program The Rundown, or hear on our 24/7 radio station, we do sports. The Super Bowl is actually the Super Bowl of sporting events AND also the Super Bowl of Barstool Sports. Much of our greatest content lives around it, which is only magnified year after year by our most prominent team making it seemingly every time.
Point is, pressure’s high, everybody’s stressed, everybody’s busy, everybody’s exhausted. Dave’s cranking blogs, doing radio, selling shirts and talking BSS on Mad Money. Erika’s raising millions and also repping Barstool at the highest level on Jim Cramer. Big Cat’s adding 3 hours of radio to his already insane schedule. Even Dave’s dad and Dave’s mom’s first cousin (both in their 70s) are busier than ever, delivering the underdog morning radio show of the century.
And Barstool Nate? Well Nate too is working overtime, taking over as the go-to Barstool Philadelphia Eagles blogger.
In his own words:
Smitty is too busy training for Rough n Rowdy and hosting Game Time to blog the Eagles. That’s where I step in. I’m a blogger down to my core. It runs through my blood. So I don’t know why he is so upset that I am the new Eagles blogger? Doesn’t seem like he’s being a #CompanyGuy in this situation. Sad! It’s what is best for everyone. The Eagles get covered front to back, and he has more time to do everything else. What about Jordie though? Well, minor league lacrosse isn’t just going to blog itself. Win-win-win.
The people, who I do it all for, love it.
Nate can do a lot but he can’t do it all. Between sneaking into the women’s bathroom to check on the camera batteries, cleaning subway poles with his tongue, and blogging the Eagles, who’s going to blog Alexis Ren?
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I will.
Without further ado, here she is. The hottest (personality) on earth.
You’re welcome.