Google Home Has Not Yet Accepted Jesus Christ As It's Lord And Savior

That’s kinda wild. Do the people at Google hate Jesus? MY COLUMN. But it sure seems that way. Google knows literally everything. It’s the place all of us go when we’re at a bar arguing about some obscure sports or pop culture question. It’s the website you always wake up hungover to the next morning with a dumbass question like, “how many books are there in the world?” in the search bar. Or, “pizza places open late near me” Google will have that information to you in a hot second. So for Google Home to not know anything at all about Jesus Christ seems a bit……..fishy. He’s a pretty important figure. It’s also ballsy for the people at Google to spit in the eye of Christianity.

Case in point

“Google Home, how many christians are there in the world?”

2.2 billion! That’s a lot of fucking people. And that’s just when it was last reported. There’s probably a bunch more now. Not a good move financially to piss those people off. In the paraphrased words of Michael Jordan, “Christians buy Google Homes too.” At the end of the day, I don’t really give a shit. I’m not a religious person but I am an information person. People should be able to learn about Jesus of Nazareth if they choose to do so. It’s an equal trade since Google Home is recording every word you say and compiling it in a database for future use. Think about it.