Wedding Photographer Gets Sued After Taking Mostly Pictures Of The Bridesmaids Asses And Cleavage

Daily Mail- They were supposed to be treasured mementoes of a newlywed couple’s big day. But Steph and Paul Unwin were so disappointed with their wedding photographs that they ended up taking legal action. One in three pictures taken by David Kilcourse were blurred. Worse, he took far more of the bridesmaids than the happy couple. Worse still, his principal focus of the 96 bridesmaid pictures involved ‘inappropriate’ shots of their bums and cleavage. Mrs Unwin, a 29-year-old nurse, and her husband, 30, who have two young sons, paid £550 for Mr Kilcourse’s services. But disappointment set in as soon as the couple received the first samples of pictures. Mrs Unwin said: ‘When we got some of the pictures, I said to him ‘is this all of them because I’m really disappointed?’ ‘He turned around and said he took thousands of pictures. When we received them, he’d taken 1636 images and 559 were out of focus. He called them ‘misfires’.’ ‘There were none of the in-laws, one of my parents and almost 100 of the two bridesmaids.

Close your eyes. Picture in your mind what a wedding photographer who only takes pictures of asses and cleavage looks like.

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Got it?

Ok now open your eyes

My guess is that’s precisely what you had pictured in your mind. That is 100% the look of a guy who gets hired to photograph and wedding then spends all of his time being creepy with the bridesmaids. It’s like if you hired your creepy uncle to be the photographer. Of course all of the pictures are gonna be of tits and asses. You should never judge a book by it’s cover but they sure as shit should’ve judged their photographer by his appearance. He’s got, “I’m gonna take some WEIRD pictures at your wedding” written all over him.

By the way, the least of this guy’s worries should be getting sued by the newlyweds. He’s probably gonna pay a fine and be shamed by the wedding photography industry. He’s never gonna find work in the world again. But he really needs to be worried about getting murdered by the bride. Chicks DO NOT fuck around when it comes to wedding pictures. They don’t fuck around when it comes to anything to do with their wedding, but especially wedding pictures. Hell hath no fury like a woman who had her wedding pictures screwed up. Dead man walking.

The sneaky best part of the whole thing is this

When we received them, he’d taken 1636 images and 559 were out of focus. He called them ‘misfires’.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Just your class FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE misfires out of 1,636 pictures. Not a great ratio.