Hope Hicks Testified For 9 Hours Only To Emerge Looking STUNNING And Reveal She Sometimes Tells Innocent Little White Lies For Trump

The Hill — White House communications director Hope Hicks told members of the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday that she is sometimes required to tell white lies as part of her work for President Trump, according to The New York Times.

Hicks reportedly made the statement during a lengthy testimony before the committee as part of its investigation into Russia’s inference in the 2016 election.

Hicks also told the panel, after speaking with her lawyers, that she hasn’t lied about anything related to the Russia probe, sources familiar with her testimony told the Times.

So Hope Hicks testified before the House Intelligence Committee yesterday for 9 hours. Overall she didn’t give them much, refusing to answer questions about a lot of things including her time in the White House, the transition and more. One Democrat present said, “We got Bannon’ed,” which I find extremely offensive because Steve Bannon is a repulsive mutant while Hope Hicks is a flawless heavenly angel but that’s not what this is about. The other headline coming out of her testimony is her admission that she sometimes tells “white lies” for Trump as part of her job.

Naturally, nobody is overreacting to this at all.

I love Hope Hicks and she (hopefully) loves me too everybody knows that. She’s smart and savvy and holds an incredibly intimidating/sexy position of power in our country so she does not need my defending. But if she did I would obviously be there. White lies? We talking white lies? Of course the White House communications director has to toss a few head fakes in here and there. Duh. This isn’t malicious or sketchy* it’s simply done with the understanding that it’s not always in the best interest of the United States of America for every single detail of every move made by the White House to be immediately disclosed to the public. Watch “West Wing” for me one time. CJ Cregg herself, who is beloved by the WH press pool, has to be sneaky and cheeky and misdirect the press here and there and that’s fine. Hope directs communications and occasionally she directs some white lies into those communications. That’s not damning that’s smart. She’s actually not doing it for Donald Trump or Bob Mueller or even me. Yes she said she does it for Trump but obviously even that’s a nice little white lie within the white lie revelation. Little white lie inception to throw you off the scent. She does it for Uncle Sam. She does it for the United States of America. She’s a good ole American girl who, despite everybody’s best efforts, continues to get stronger and stronger, hotter and hotter, more and more powerful. I love it. Go Hope go.

*Definitely 100% absolutely could be malicious or sketchy I just haven’t seen evidence of it yet.

PS — Imagine going 9 hours with the House Intel Committee and walking out looking like this?

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