It Looked Like There Was A Bunch Of Sperm Floating Above Milwaukee This Morning

What the fuck man? Did we ever get an explanation for that or are we just gonna keep it moving? That’s the craziest thing about the news cycle in 2018. Something like this just flies under the radar. Everything moves so fast that we don’t even stop when I’m 99.9999% sure those are aliens. Do they look like sperm? Yeah they sure do but they’re probably just aliens. We should be talking about that. There should be at least but some conversation about a bunch of sperm aliens circling above Milwaukee. Instead somebody will tweet something and we’ll be onto the next thing. All the while, aliens are circling just above our heads. No matter how funny it is, I refuse to believe the explanation that God busted a huge nut over the Wisconsin sky. How about the lady suggesting it was fireworks? Get a clue. Those are aliens.

Believe it or not, I’m not the biggest aliens guy in the world. I guess I believe in them but I don’t believe in them in the way everyone else does. Anyone who talks about aliens immediately sucks their alien dicks. People really cup the balls when they’re talking about aliens. My thing? Show me something, aliens. I’m not all that impressed by their display above Milwaukee. Everyone says aliens are all powerful and all-knowing. Yet they say that without knowing anything about them. If aliens are really that advanced then they need to nut up and do something. Until then, I have full confidence in humans.