Watching Marshawn Lynch Give Out Sweet Heat Skittles To Senior Citizens Warmed Up My Soul

Welp, I think Sweet Heat Skittles are officially my favorite candy on the planet. Sure I may have said quite the opposite on Snackin’ Off a few weeks ago (#RIPInPeace). But that was before I saw Marshawn Lynch go Beast Mode into the hearts of Americans yet again. It’s almost cliche to say at this point, but Marshawn Lynch is the most entertaining athlete in the world today. You can have him play video games with Conan O’Brien, get interviewed by Deion Sanders, or sling some candy to some old coots at Green Grove Nursing Home Retirement Community and it hits every single time. Dude is a chameleon. Just having Marshawn drive around in a cart almost made me forgive Skittles for changing from Lime to Green Apple. In fact, whoever thought of having Marshawn drive around in that cart is a P.R. genius. Once you see Marshawn in a cart, you think of him driving the cart at Cal, and you immediately become the happiest person on Earth.

Utter brilliance. Would I have enjoyed Marshawn shmoozing some old dame off her orthopedics or going Beast Mode in pickle ball and hitting a ball through Gertrude? Probably. But Marshawn doesn’t do it because he doesn’t have to. Simply throw him in a cart and let Marshawn live his life. Electric content every single time.