John Skipper Does An Interview With His Best Friend Jim Miller Basically Sucking His Own Dick About What A Great Guy He Is
JAM: Did your cocaine use ever get in the way of your work?
Skipper: Never. At ESPN I did not use at work, nor with anyone at work, or with anyone I did business with. I never allowed it to interfere with my work, other than a missed plane and a few canceled morning appointments. I’ve never been a daily user. My use over the past two decades has, in fact, been quite infrequent. I judge that I did a very good job and that it did not get in the way of my work. I worked hard, I worked smart. I worked all the time.
So the Hollywood Reporter had this big expose on why John Skipper resigned from ESPN. Jim Miller who is basically the unofficial mouthpiece of ESPN conducted the interview. It was the biggest dick sucking article I’ve ever read. The long and short of it is that John Skipper said he resigned because he tried to buy coke one time and the guy who he bought it from threatened to extort him. That’s it. That’s why he resigned. He also said he was an occasional coke user but he never let it get in the way of work, never used it at work, and it never interefered with his life. Nope just this one time somebody threatened to extort him so he flushed 20 years of work down the drain.
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I mean are we really supposed to believe this shit? John Skipper got caught using coke ONCE so he was forced to resign? Get the fuck out of here. Who gives a fuck if you use coke? Nobody. Fucking Loud Sean was putting coke in his eyeballs at our Superbowl Party. Nobody cares. Yeah I get he works for Disney. I get it’s not the best look. But nobody gets fired or is forced to resign over using coke once. Like it’s one thing if it was this raging problem but Skipper spent all article talking about how great he is and how it never hurt his work ethic blah, blah, blah. He just wasn’t careful buying it once and it blew up in his face. Listen John tell me you don’t like my necktie, tell me you don’t like my firm but don’t tell me you resigned because you got caught using coke ONCE. Everybody knows it’s because you let sexual assault and rampant mistreatment of women run wild at ESPN and you stole Barstool Van Talk. That’s why you got fired. That’s it.