Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drunk Woman Arrested For Aggressively Flirting With The Easter Bunny?

MANSFIELD, Ohio – A Mansfield woman was arrested Saturday afternoon after making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny at a carousel park in Mansfield. Police report that they were called out to Richland Carrousel Park after receiving a complaint that Ladonna Hughett, 54, appeared to be intoxicated while having her picture taken with the Easter Bunny. She allegedly made lewd comments to the Bunny and then began riding the carousel. Police say that Hughett showed common signs of intoxication including slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, an odor of alcohol on her breath and unsteadiness.

Life comes at you so fast. One minute this lady was functioning like a normal member of society. Breathing air and hanging out at the park as humans are known to do. The next minute she’d got a few adult beverages in her and was trying to fuck the Easter bunny. These things happens. They just do. Anyone who has ever indulged in alcoholic beverages knows things can change and/or get out of hand in a hurry. It’s part of the beauty of inebriation. It certainly changes where the bar on who you’re willing to have sexual intercourse with. When sober, we all have a general idea of the type of person we’re okay with sticking a piece of us (or having a piece stuck inside) inside of. Add booze to the equation? That idea becomes quite different. Things get blurry and you’re ready to fuck anything. That’s what happened to Ladonna (LOL) Hughett (LOL). She saw that bushy tail and wanted a piece for herself. I can’t say I blame her. A magical bunny with unlimited amounts of candy? Yeah I’d fuck too.