Dude Inviting His Out Of Town Girlfriend Over Only To Play Fortnite In Her Face All Weekend Is As Savage As It Gets

“You prefer I leave so you can play Fortnite…that’s called a fucking addiction.”

Well, Gary, she’s not wrong. Hell hath no fury like a poor woman scorned. Whatever is scarier than hell (Francis’ lair for Frankie?) hath no fury when she gets scorned by an inanimate video game. If you don’t want your boyfriend to stop playing Fortnite whenever you visit, then there’s a simple solution. Stop visiting your boyfriend. Cause whatever rules ladies make up on the fly that for some reason are law in 99% of relationships don’t exist in the Fortnite spectrum. It’s an addiction like any other. Alcohol. Crack. Fortnite. Just leave him be but first hook it up to his veins, cause that’s the only good feeling worth feeling anymore.

I said it in the title, and I’ll say it again: A dude inviting his out of town lady to hang out for the weekend only to play Fortnite right in her face is as savage as it gets. Imagine bringing someone into town for the weekend, empty the bank of spank, and then ignore her to play Fortnite. That’s such a level of disrespect you almost have to respect it. Some warriors have tried getting away with an extra hour or two of gameplay and got castrated. Can’t imagine the entire weekend. And yes, we’ve tried.