This "Easter Bunny" Is The Scariest Thing I've Ever Seen

AHHH! What the fuck is that?! Kill that thing! Kill it with fire!

There’s no way that is, or ever was, the Easter Bunny. That’s the Easter Bunny’s cousin who’s parents’ divorce sent him down a bad road and got him strung out on meth AT BEST. Honestly, it looks like one of those anorexic polar bears who’s about to die on a melted ice cap because of global warming. Or, a formerly abused animal who had some radioactive ooze spill on him and now he’s BACK for revenge. Or, as Clem warned, an opossum!

I mean, where are the ears even?! Homeboy’s fur is slicked back like he’s an Italian mobster but everything else about him screams “been living in the sewer for fifty years”. That costume is probably patient zero for rabies and AIDS both. Imagine how disgusting it probably looks on the inside? Peel that thing back and everyone in sight gets obliterated like they just saw the Ark of the Covenant.

I’m ready for the superfight of the century right now…Scary Easter Bunny vs Krampus for all the marbles. Who’s the scarier, more demonic creature to haunt their holiday?