Aaron Donald Is A Legitimate Lunatic For Training With Knives

Imagine you’re an offensive lineman in the NFC West, just kicking back trying to enjoy your Easter dinner with your family, you pull out your phone to check for some funny videos on the world wide web to pass the time as the day winds to a close, and instead you see the best defensive player in the League running drills against a man wielding multiple butcher’s knives. Then you remember the Rams just signed Ndamukong Suh to play next to this looney tune. Then you piece together that it’s only a matter of time before Suh becomes impervious to knife wounds like his teammate Donald already is. What do you do in that scenario? Do you retire even though it’s only two games a year you have to face these maniacs? I think you have to retire. Or petition the League to allow you to use larger, sharper knives during the games. But then what happens when Talib and Peters start training against the large knife man? Do your receivers carry daggers while they run routes? That seems highly impractical and at least more than a little dangerous all things considered.

Sam Bradford just passed out watching this video. Russell Wilson is going to hit the batting cages non-stop once he catches wind of this. Jimmy G better invest in the world’s strongest face mask to protect that million dollar mug he has on his shoulders. This Rams defense is nightmare fuel to the max and they somehow keep getting scarier by the minute.