Nina Agdal Does It For The Gram

Everyone knows this feeling. We’ve all been there. I’ll set the story to refresh your minds, but you already know how this one goes- Your girl makes you go on a hike.

Of course you’ve been in this situation before. You agree to go on the hike because you haven’t really left the couch in a few weeks, it’s a nice 68 degrees and sunny with a breeze out of the Northwest, and you’re pretty sure she’s going to break up with you if you don’t. So you put on your finest Saturdays Are For The Boys shirt and your sneakers and hit the hiking trail. While walking outside, you start realizing maybe it’s not all that bad out there. I mean sure, the thought of sitting inside watching The Office for the 15th time is intriguing, but you haven’t had more than 30 seconds of fresh oxygen in your lungs since the Reagan administration so you’re going with it.

And that’s when it happens.

You take a left on the trail and the sun starts peaking out from behind a shoddy looking tree

and immediately your girlfriend starts looking like this

And next thing you know she strips naked, runs barefoot across what looks to be a pretty rugged terrain, and pokes herself in the ass with a tree branch and asks you to take a pic for the Gram. As Nina said, gotta do what you gotta do. Story as old as time itself.