White Teenager With The Most OUTRAGEOUSLY Racist Promposal You Have Ever Seen In Your Life
NY Post - A Florida teen is getting heat for a promposal in which he made a racist sign as his grand gesture to ask his girlfriend to the school dance. Noah Crowley’s sign, which has received backlash on social media over the weekend, reads, “If I was black, I’d be picking cotton, but I’m white, so I’m picking u 4 prom.” The promposal went viral after his girlfriend shared the controversial sign on Snapchat and captioned the post with heart-eyes emojis. Crowley, 18, is enrolled at Riverview High School in Sarasota, where other students have said they are “disgusted” with his message, according to The Herald-Tribune. “It shows that racism is still alive and well in our society, and it shows that racism is still alive in my generation and it is something that we as the youth will have to continue to fight against,” senior Anton Kernohan told the newspaper. Sarasota County Schools released a statement Monday saying they don’t “condone” the sign. “Although this message is one student’s opinion, we take the matter of racial relations and school safety seriously, and we look forward to working with our students and these outside groups to have a meaningful and informative dialogue and expanded curriculum related to this important national topic,” the statement said.
Jiminy fuckin cricket, Noah! You gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit!
I mean…ok…heres the thing. I’m a firm believer in two things. 1) If its funny, it plays. Funny trumps offensive in my book. If a comedian makes a room full of people laugh, that supersedes the offensive nature because his intent was to make likeminded people laugh, not make people of a different mentality feel offended. I would say, unequivocally, this does not pass the Funny Test. BUT…but, more importantly in this case, Number 2) All’s fair in love and war, and theres no better example of true love than high school kids going to prom and bangin each other and stuff. And if you look closely at this snapchat, what do I see? I see 2 sets of heart eyes emojis. Meaning that this cotton pickin’ promposal got the job done. Mission accomplished. This racist little hornball went to the Hitch School of Love and he did his research and he knew the direct way to this girl’s heart was through the Transatlantic Slave Trade and the manual labor provided by an enslaved race of people! This chick probably fucking hates Eli Whitney. She fucking hated the Emancipation Proclamation. But she liked this Snapchat and she said yes to Prom and she’ll thinking about having some racist limousine sex with this wannabe plantation owner.
Hope the Prom is worth it, big guy! Because black people now hate you so so fucking much and your full government name is out there and attached to one of the most blatantly racist things I’ve ever seen!