Start Your Week Off With The Kanye Challenge

On second thought, I recommend you don’t do that.

Kanye’s been putting in overtime at the Tweet Factory lately and quality assurance is asleep at the wheel. There’s been some wacky ones coming down the conveyor belt, and the latest is a challenge he’s issued for all of us:

BRB. Gonna try to gather up some responses to this one…

Oh, maybe Yeezy is actually on to something here. This is nice.

I think this one’s pretty sweet, too, but I’m not sure?

Well, you can’t win ‘em all.

Besides those who followed through, people had important questions. I’d go with Utopia on this one:

And there were some reaaaaaal jokesters, you guys.

Right before his last album, Life of Pablo, came out in 2016, Kanye was in the Twitter spotlight (Twi-Light??) for a major beef (do I sound as lame as I think I do?) with Wiz Khalifa. And then ex-gal to both of them, Amber Rose, got looped in when Kanye went after her & Wiz’s son, leading to the classic hashtag which sent the internet (at least the petty corner of it where I hang out) ablaze: #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch.

Maybe not exactly the pre-album publicity he was going for, but publicity nonetheless. And who amongst us hasn’t caught a pinky here & there?

Now with another album coming out on June 1st, he’s been back at it. But instead of personal drama, this time it’s a weird mix of controversial Trump love and messages that are probably pretty similar to my emo AOL away-messages in 2003.

To top things off, the cover of his album will supposedly feature the plastic surgeon who was operating on his mom when she died, with the title, “LOVE EVERYONE”.

You know what, I want to roll my eyes but his vibes are undeniable. I’m gonna do the challenge.

@BigDickBeefCurtainSlammer6969, even though you said I was only a 5… I love you. And happy Monday to all. Walk proudly into the office, or factory or wherever today, and let them know: