Breaking: Office Manger Brett Puts Bronzer On His Ankles So They Look Tan

So we have our first nice day in NY all year and Office Manager Brett comes waltzing into the office like he’s god damn Huck Finn. A few people couldn’t help notice his ankles looked weirdly brown. Well it turns out we weren’t seeing things. OMB casually mentioned that he puts bronzer on his ankles so they don’t look white. Oh no big deal. Just casually bronzing his legs and ankles ho hum. I tell you this guy never ceases to amaze me. He is the most slightly demented person I’ve ever met in my life. Like when you first meet him you think he’s the most normal dude in America. But then you start peeling back the layers and shit gets weird. Honestly who bronzes their ankles in the first place nevermind to look good at work? Who does that? If you are that self conscious about it just wear socks and shoes like every other person at the office. But not OMB. Nope he was so committed to the Huck Finn look today he had to go full ankle bronzer. Insane move. Welcome to Bananaland.