For Those Wondering At Home, The Rock Eats Pussy

So DJ Khaled has been the talk of the internet lately cause he admitted he doesn’t go down on his wife. Disc jockey Khaled has been rightfully getting ripped apart for saying there’s different rules for men. For saying that women should give oral sex but men don’t have to. It’s a selfish way to live. Well the future President of the United States Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson took it as an opportunity to let the world know that he does eat pussy. He even went as far as to say he’s mastered it. Cocky but I believe him yo. I don’t why but I do. And did anyone think The Rock wasn’t eating pussy? Kinda feel like we all assumed he was. He’s the nicest, most giving, most charitable person in the world. There was no chance in hell he wasn’t returning the favor to any and all women who gave him a blow job.

The Rock is a PR genius. Everybody already loved him. He didn’t have to send a tweet saying he eats pussy, but he did, and now girls love him even more than before (if that’s even possible). Scroll the comments under that tweet for two seconds. It’s just females losing their minds to the thought of The Rock going down on them. He’s almost running up the score at this point. Even the tweet about how he eats pussy is adorable. The guy has it all figured out.

PS- I truly think The Rock is going to be president some day and it’s pretty amazing that we now have a tweet of him taking about eating pussy. That’s wild. The world is only gonna get crazier as we trek forward.