So Just How Many Dudes Have Run Train On Alex Jones' Wife? Hypothetically Speaking Of Course

I mean who hasn’t been talking about “changing the subjects” and used an analogy of walking into your house while 10 dudes run a train on your wife? It’s not about anything in specific guys, it’s just a hypothetical. That’s how hypotheticals work. You say them out loud but they aren’t at all based on reality or something very particular that probably happened to you and has scarred you for life. Hypothetically speaking your wife is getting a dick in her mouth, butt, and vagina all at the same time, hypothetically speaking. What do you do? Great question, Alex. Wait what were we talking about again? See? It worked.

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That moment when he was fake searching for a porn website name and just randomly landed on Pornhub was all time. Porn guys can’t hide the fact that they’re huge porn guys, Pirate Simon taught us that.