The Police Found No Evidence That Meghan Markle's Sister Got In A Car Accident, Uhhhhhhhh Duh
Newsweek- Retired actress Meghan Markle—like any bride-to-be—has encountered drama ahead of her wedding to fiancé Prince Harry Saturday, including her estranged half-sister Samantha Grant allegedly faking her car accident. Grant, 53, was hospitalized after her apparent involvement in a car crash caused by a paparazzi confrontation in Florida Wednesday—seemingly echoing the late Princess Diana’s fatal Paris car accident in August 1997. Grant reportedly obtained injuries to her knee and ankle after what her boyfriend Mark Phillips claimed to TMZ resulted from paparazzi swerving in front of their vehicle to get a better shot of the pair. The Florida Highway Patrol isn’t buying their account, however. “Even if they hit a stationary property such as a wall under Florida law you are required to report that to law enforcement,” Lt. Kim Montes told Daily Mail Thursday. “If you didn’t, that’s considered to be a hit and run.”
The Florida Highway Patrol thoroughly investigated Grant and Phillips’ claims for three hours Wednesday. Since TMZ was the first to break the story, the department reached out to the news outlet for further information. In doing so, they ultimately learned that Phillips suggested the incident occurred alongside an interstate with a tollbooth. In their search, they checked multiple roads to verify the couple’s account, but it didn’t add up.
Uhhhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This was the most obvious thing ever. The timing of it was jusssssssssst a litttttttttttle suspicious. Just a few days before the biggest day in her family’s history? Samantha Grant is jealous that her sister is getting all the attention so she got in a fake car crash. Everybody has the dramatic member of the family and Samantha is the Markle’s. Again, duh. If anybody thought the car accident was real they need to be slapped. I’m sure the cops knew it was fake but they had to investigate it anyway cause it’s their job. They were for sure just going through the motions because of course she faked the accident.
I love this family, man. I love the Markles. I hate the royals cause they’re too perfect and are famous for no reason. I love that the Markles are bringing an absolute SHITSHOW right to the Buckingham Palace’s doorstep. The Queen has to be flipping out and that makes me so happy. The Markles are making the royals relatable. Who doesn’t have a crazy family? A crazy family with an overly dramatic sister, a crazy dad and a weed-dealing nephew? That’s every family in the world. I’m finally invested in the royals and it’s because they finally have some American white trash. I need Samantha at the wedding somehow.