Here's The Video Of The Mountainside Police Terrorizing Their Coworker With The Now World Famous "Big Blue" Dildo

Previously - I Just Read A 46 Page WILD Lawsuit Against A Police Department Filed By The Cops Who Work There, With The Highlight Being A Decade-Long Campaign Of Harassment With “Big Blue” The Giant Dildo

First of all: this is quite possibly the most outlandish graphic content warning of all time.

Secondly – the fact that the media is focusing on “Big Blue The Dildo” out of 46 pages of allegations is incredible.  I mean we had direct quotes in there of officers saying “you only need the body cameras for the n-words.”  We had descriptions of guys pointing loaded weapons at each other, holding knives to throats, running each other off the road at 100 MPH, sexually harassing female coworkers, saying racist and bigoted things, showing clear nepotism and playing favorites with money.

And at the end of the day the video they’re exposing to the world is the dispatcher getting whacked in the face with a giant blue dildo.

Graphic content warnings for a big old floppy blue dick dangled all over his dome piece.  What a world.

But most importantly:

I am absolutely confounded by this man’s body.

He’s wearing a fat suit right?

He has to be wearing a fat suit under his uniform.

I don’t think it’s anatomically possible for that to be a real body. (Not to body shape shame of course.)

ABSOLUTE UNIT.