Every Male, And Possibly Female Baby Is Being Named "Carson" In Pennsylvania
CBS – In 2015, two years before the Philadelphia Eagles would rewrite history and win their first Super Bowl, “Carson” was the 81st-most popular baby name in Pennsylvania. In other words, it wasn’t that popular. But a quick look at the U.S. Social Security database will tell you that the number of babies named Carson has absolutely skyrocketed since 2016, as NBC Sports Philadelphia reported Friday, jumping all the way to the 39th most popular name in 2017. You can be the judge as to whether that has anything to do with Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz, but … you know what, there’s no judgement to be made. The spike in babies named Carson definitely has something to do with the Carson of Wentzylvania, er, Pennsylvania.
Hey, it says 39th most popular “Baby Name” in PA. Not just male. I don’t think that’s certain, but if that means Dad’s are winning almighty arguments all over the place in the Keystone State and naming their daughters Carson, good for all. Ginger Jesus has done something not even TRL could exploit from teen pregnancies in the late ’90’s, early ’00’s – Make Carson a legitimate threat in the name game. There hasn’t been this much of a name bump since every woman (and man) leaked at the thought of Chase Utley:
The Man still reigns high, but has to share the glory with The Savior. Not that there’s anything wrong with that as they are both World Champions – Idk if you heard, the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl. However, me thinks when the Baby Boom in the Delaware Valley comes November 4th there’s gonna be a lotta infants named Nicholas out and about. Anybody having twins in the area has the right, no, DUTY to name their children Nick and Carson when they pop out. Two premier starters at the life level provided by the fetus. Or if they’re girls, Nicoletta and…Carson. At that point she’s just gonna have to take one for the team and become a hungry dog her entire life.
In other Eagles news, Jason Kelce is now Fat Mac. What a gem. Also, regular Mac looks absolutely SHREDDED.