Hard Factor 5/7: The USA Is Whipping Its Big Warship Dick Out, Legal Shrooms, And Metal Chicken

On today’s episode…

The USS Abraham Lincoln is a Hammer

ship

The United States is moving ships and sucking tits. If you don’t want to end up like a certain dragon then shape it up countries like Iran.

Boomer Shroomers 

Mushrooms

Denver is about to change the mother fucking game and legalize shrooms. Pretty sure Phish is going to be playing some extra shows there in 2020.

 Chinese Pork and Tysons Chicken Having some Issues

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