Having Your Kid's Birthday Party At Costco Is A Brilliant Idea And You Are A Fucking Moron If You Disagree

On today’s Podfathers, we talked about the viral story of a kid in California having his birthday party at the greatest place on Earth, Costco.

To nobody’s surprise, the fancy fucks on the podcast laughed and ridiculed this decision while the one cohost with a brain as well as some reason chalked it up a very wise choice for a birthday. Name another place on Earth where you can host an entertaining party for an affordable price, the best food deal of all-time ($1.50 hot dog + soda) AND get your next month’s worth of shopping done at the same time? You can’t. Every minute and dime counts when it comes to parenting and little Armando’s parents knew that. I can’t wait until my kids’ next 5 parties are there. You know why? Because there wasn’t one unsatisfied customer in the bunch at this little shindig.

We also talked about a Tennessee school acting like a Tennessee school by banning Harry Potter books due to witch craft, how to get your kid baptized at a church if you never go to church, and how to deal with your kindergartener’s first day of school.