Hard Factor 11/11: Florida Man Is Offering Veterans Free Blowjobs Today, A Great Phone Prank You Should Try, & A Man Who Thinks He Is Napoleon Beheads His Girlfriend
BE SURE TO THANK A VETERAN TODAY!! WE HERE AT HARD FACTOR WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL VETERANS FOR THEIR SERVICE!!!
On today’s episode…..We give you the history of Veterans Day and tell you about some famous people that you did not know served our country. Also, if you are a Veteran, head on down to the Sausage Castle in Florida for a free blowjob!!
News Buffet:
– We have a brief Trumpdate for you, checking in on what our fearless leaders has been up to, including the inevitable destruction of the Trump Baby Balloon in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
– A text server that unleashed 170 thousand old texts, time warping the shit out of customers and likely causing a few 911 calls and breakups.
– An 8 year old boy who was forced to piss in a trash can in front of his class and then wear a trash bag for the rest of the day.
– Bolivia’s president resigns amidst election fraud
– A Montana man who blew up an ATM machine after it ate his stolen card.
– A Russian professor who thinks he is Napoleon kills and beheads his girlfriend, just look at this guy below.
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