WE WERE ON A BREAK!

A “break” is absolute bullshit. No one actually wants to be on a break– they want to bone other people while keeping you on the back-burner in case they want to get back together. If anyone ever asks you to be on a break, say you know what? I’d rather we just broke up. See what they say. I guarantee you’ll get to the root of what’s actually going on.

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