Hard Factor 2/28: FMF - Man Offers Free Genitals Show At IHOP, Pastor Promises To Eradicate Coronavirus, Man Denies Sucking Hospital Patient's Toes
On today's episode...
Florida Man Friday
- 42 year old Jorge Torres Jr was allegedly murdered by his girlfriend who convinced him to get in a suitcase that he was never let out of. Sarah Boone claims she and Jorge were playing the craziest game of "hide and seek" we've ever heard of and accidentally passed out while Jorge suffocated. According to the police report cellphone footage showed Boone taunting Torres as he was begging to be let out.
- Deston Scot Martin is being charged with indecent exposure, trespassing, drug possession and drug equipment possession or the 'Florida Quadruple" after he allegedly "pleasured himself" in his neighbors front lawn. Martin finished up and passed out on the neighbors porch chair. She was just trying to go to work and stumbled upon quite the scene. Martin had weed on him and a scale which tested positive for meth.
- 24 year old Alan Ibanez from Pinellas County was arrested twice in one day. First he was arrested at 3am on Saturday after aggressively offering to expose his genitals to several tables at an IHOP. Not that uncommon at 3am at any Florida IHOP at that point everyone knows it's the international house of privates. In fact he bonded out that same day. Problem is he got caught stealing donuts from a gas station several hours later and then told the cops he stole them to give to them because he knows they like donuts.
- Rodney Howard-Browne a pastor and evangelical leader in the great city of Tampa is going to completely remove the coronavirus from Florida. Thank God. No literally thank God. RHB said he "cursed" the zika virus in the name of Jesus removing it from Florida and he's going to do the same now for the coronavirus. When asked if he could do the same for everyone he said "I mean, I can’t be responsible for every city, or whatever.” So pack your bags we're moving to Florida.
- Florida Man John David King was sick of nurses ignoring him at a hospital in New Smyrna Beach. So he set fire to his hospital bed using a lighter to set a plastic bag on the bed this past Saturday. His roommate warned him to stop but he was upset and continued. As the flames erupted he tried to make his escape but was arrested before reaching the elevator.
- Frantz Beldorin was assigned as a sitter at Florida Gulf Coast Hospital in FT Myers. What a sitter does is keeps an eye on a hospital patient who might be a flight risk, what a sitter does not do is suck the toes of the other patient in the room, but that’s what Frantz did allegedly. When the patient felt a wetness on her toes and figured out what was going on she called the nurse who called the cops who arrested Frantz. Frantz is saying "hey you got the wrong idea" by claiming he just dropped his phone and bent to pick it up with his mouth?
Not everything is negative on Florida Man Friday:
.- A Family in Suwannee County was mortified when their 3 year old wandered off into the woods and was lost. A search party was organized to help find the child but no need as this one has a happy and awesome ending. Seems a not nearby neighbor in this rural area found the kid and a dog. The dog wouldn’t let the neighbor or anyone or thing approach the boy. Eventually the awesome dog and boy were returned home without incident.
- In Boca Raton, 34 year-old Molly Pedrone was driving home from work on Tuesday when all of a sudden she had a seizure behind the wheel and drove into a canal. She was rescued by Shawn Turner, Adam Gunn and a number of other hero citizens who jumped into action to save her life.
- We read a few positive and constructive reviews and play some voice mails from the Hard Factor voice mail.
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