Venezuelan Prisons: Actually Bad

A couple months ago a few ex-Green Berets took a play right out of a bad Ben Affleck movie and tried to overthrow Nicolas Maduro's shitty government down there in Venezuela. 

It went about as you'd expect when you take 60 poorly trained mercenaries and throw them at an entire government and Ben Affleck isn't there to save your ass. I wrote about this back in may, read it here.

The dude who threw the coup together was this guy:

This guy is former Green Beret Jordan Goudreau, founder and CEO of Silvercorp USA, a private security contracting firm much like Blackwater or whatever it is called now. Jordan wasn't actually at the coup attempt, though, CEOs don't do that sort of thing I guess. The two US men arrested alongside the Venezuelan mercenaries were Airan Berry and Luke Denman.

As things go in dictatorships, the men were put on trial behind closed doors and recently sentenced to 20 years in a Venezuelan prison. To be honest, 20 years doesn't seem too bad when you think they tried to topple a government by kidnapping the dictator (who had a $15 million bounty on his head from the US government). But then you remember this is Venezuelan prison, and that ain't nothin to fuck with.

That looks fucking horrible, and those guys got 20 years in there. President Trump's administration did say they're going to do everything they can to get them out of there and I hope they succeed, but Maduro isn't exactly our #1 fan. 

We will definitely follow up on this story. In the meantime, here is the rest of the episode.

Round 1: Remember the Green Berets who tried to do a little coup goofin in Venezuela? They got 20 years in prison in Venezuela. Yikes. 

Round 2: The DoD is finally relaxing some of their movement restrictions but what about some of the contractors who have been stranded in Afghanistan for more than 4 months with jail-like restrictions? 

Round 3: Outdoor classes seem super fun so maybe all the school-aged children will love it! 41 percent of all schools need to update their ventilation system. Get me 8 Marines who have completed the HVAC MCI right damn now. 

Round 4: Our beloved Coast Guard is back at it again. This time they saved Longtime Stoolies Emma and Bubbles. We’ll tell you about this tale which is certain to leave you shell shocked. 

Round 5: Which Military Movie would you like to see turned into a musical?