HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY FOUND THE GOLD!!!

Yes that's right, after searching everywhere in his house for weeks, Large finally found his wife's beloved engagement rings. A true St. Patrick's Day miracle! I guess it's technically St. Patrick's Week since we recorded this week's Podfathers announcing the glorious news earlier in the week. But nonetheless, a joyous miracle for that lucky Irish bastard. He may not fit the exact description of a leprechaun but you can't tell me you don't see the resemblance between this amateur sketch:

And this human:

Congrats to everyone in the McCarthy household because there is nothing worse than a Mama Bear that has loses her rings and then her mind.

Also on this week's episode:

- A Father of the Year nominee who stole a 400 pound slide from a playground for his son's bed 

- A mom who created deep fakes of her daughter's rival cheerleading squad smoking, drinking, and appearing nude 

- The name Clem: Actually Good? 

- How to spend your PTO time right before a new kid is born

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