Twisted History Ranks The Greatest Military Generals
A 9 foot tall Vietnamese military general with 3 foot long titties, Gerard Butler is definitely more fuckable than the real King Leonidas, and there may be such a thing as a good Nazi? puke The Twisted History of the world's greatest generals is available for download, and this episode is a must listen. Ranking the top generals is tough because it's like comparing MLB pitchers on wins and losses, BUT Large and I get the debate started for who are the best military commanders this planet has seen. Here is a sneak peak at my personal rankings …
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3. Zombie Wrangler General Smitty
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2. Severe P.T.S.D. General Smitty
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Listen to the podcast for the real debate. Next week Large and I will be recording Part 2 of the podcast where discuss THE WORST Generals of all time, any suggestions are welcome.