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Young Pageviews Gave An ALL-TIME Wrap-Up After Meeting Pornstar Lana Rhodes

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Look I don’t like to give props, it’s not my thing. But I want to be very clear about this: Young Pageviews describing his meeting Lana Rhoades was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. He said he owed it TO HISTORY to be in the building with her. He said that he told her, to her face (as if she would ever know who these people are), that she’s the Mike Trout or Giannia Antetokounmpo of pornography. He said she’s Sidney Crosby, a superstar who grinds like a 4th liner whose job is on the line, of taking dick. He did all of this with genuine sincerity in his eyes.

To be clear, I think Lana is a superstar as well, she’s the gold standard in the world today. But man, the kid YP came out of the gates HOT with his description of meeting her and he never slowed. Make sure to listen, it’s outstanding.

PS – Hate to admit this as well but I’d buy them as a couple. I can see it.