God Particles, Devil Worshipping, And Rockets Aimed At The Sun: NASA Is Doing Some Really Strange Shit On April 8th For The Eclipse. Like Firing Off 3 Rockets Called "The Serpent Deity" Into The Actual Eclipse. While The Geeks In Geneva Are Firing Up The CERN Reactor Again Hoping To Find The Answer To "Dark Matter"
Barstool ChicagoThe World's Largest Particle Accelerator, CERN, Is Turning Back On Today, July 5th, At "Unprecedented Levels"- Many Believe A Portal To Another Dimension Is Going To Be Opened
